Thursday, October 23, 2008

Thank you Microsoft!

Thank you for strutting around with your big impressive software, thinking you're all big bad stuff, so hackers the world around want to find new and exciting ways to take over your OS's. Way to put a target on your backs, boys!

Thank you for opening two new security holes for every one you plug. Seriously, you guys need better stress testers.

Thank you for creating mass hysteria with your lousy out-of-cycle patch for the Server service, which of course is on EVERY Windows machine in our enterprise!

And finally, THANK YOU for releasing your critical patch on the day before our big Man Vs. Wild campout, so I get to make my two oldest boys sad by telling them that I can't take them to the campout because I have to apply patches ALL STINKIN' WEEKEND!!!

http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/Bulletin/ms08-067.mspx

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